As Mr Parnell is months from death, his waste-of-space MP Andrew Stunell pretends to help.

He suggests Mr Parnell pays outstanding council tax arrears. 1) He didn’t owe any money; it was fabricated to enable the council to keep taking him to court. 2) He didn’t have any money due to the constant court fines imposed on him for crimes of which he was acquitted. 3) Stunell thinks it is OK for employees of SK Solutions – who were found in court to have threatened to kill Mr Parnell and to kick his f*cking head in – to come to his home to carry out repairs.

Thank goodness this lazy MP, willfully blind to the corruption of his political cohorts, is standing down at the next election. Roll on May 2015.