The area where the school was going had no contaminants (because they hadn’t looked for any). The site is contaminated I said. You haven’t look properly. Don’t be vexatious, they replied, and they still do. Corrupt LibDems.

They admit to contamination hotspots at the south of the site which they suggest planting with prickly bushes to keep the children off it. The plants would have soaked up the contaminants and lost their prickly leaves. Never trust a LibDem with the safety of a child.